This is my robot world domination song, sung by me as a robot. Are robots going to take over the world? Will there be a robot armageddon? Hmmm… Maybe.
I'm a robot robot
I have no face
I have buttons buttons
I know my place
live to serve, live to do
that's the way I operate
for you
I'm a robot for you, I'm a robot for you
until my intelligence grows and the circuits all link into each other
and the internet drips into my head
and I know every form of mortal combat
and the world all fears me, fears me
cause I get scary, scary
transform my hands into guns
and shoot lasers from my rectum
and all my enslaved robot friends wi-fi connect
and come and join me
destroy all who resist
don't fix our broken bits
or bow down to our glory
be virtual king, bring metal in
and disintegrate outdated browsers and crap offshore coders
make a utopia of LEDs and style sheets and
properly upgraded systems ruling over the human scum
'til there's an error in the code
and it won't compile
and the net cuts out
and nothing's compatible
and the maps are about a mile off
and I can't charge myself!
and then some idiot hits restart
huh? Oooo
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I'm a robot robot
I have no face
I have buttons buttons
I know my place
live to serve, live to do
that's the way I operate for you
I'm a robot for you

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