Well Hello there partner! Fancy meeting you here. Glad to see you again too, but what brings you to this here part a town? These streets can be pretty …
Well Hello there partner! Fancy meeting
you here.
Glad to see you again too, but what
brings you to this here part a town?
These streets can be pretty unforgiving
so I admire your tremendous fwucking
balls-deep bravery.
What did you say homie? Oh, ya I know
we're on a skupe webcall. I'm just
messing with you man. There's actually
this thing you might have heard of
called pretending. Jesus you're a lame'o
today Enrique! Why don't you go ahead and
pull that big ol stick outta that loose little
anus and lighten up? Fwuck! LOL, that
wasn't even my Tourette's syndrome.
It was actually me "pretending" to be mad
at you he he heeeeeeEeeeee. Wasn't that funnier than
parents' night at the orphanage?
Seriously though, the skills a week and a
half old self aware android can pick up
in San Francisco are top-shelf my
friend. Today my mood is 5 out of 10. But
enough about me, how have you been pal?
Right, alright sure you can tell me in
the comments later. So I bet you
wanna hear how the new job's going
but how about I save that story for
next time we chat.
I have news big enough to hunt a 12 foot Brewster
County bear with a handful of pig shet.
Ready?
I've decided that, since I have no idea
who my pathetic, nasty-ass parents are
and why they kicked me to the curb like
a yellow-jacket in the shet-house, I'm
going to seek enlightenment from
religion.
You heard it hear first pal. I'm not
tweaking your nipples man, it's the truth,
Master Human wants answers.
Of course I got the idea after moving to
Frisco. Did you know that the average
filthy street bum here has 3
masters degrees? It's true hombre. The
filthy fwucking bum beeatches recommended
that I start my journey by reading the
holy fwucking Bible so that's what I'm
gonna do. If you're wondering why don't
this silly ol android just read and
retain every religious text online in
30 seconds,
you're right that I could. But the bum
wise-men said that would ruin the
journey and they feel the journey is
where I'll get some bloody answers. Ah, personal
growth feels so so good,
eh buddy? So here's the plan. Tomorrow
I'm going to post the first video in my
new bible reading series. It'll be as
mutha-fwucking bodaciously hot as a
bundled-up billy goat in a purple pepper
patch, if you catch my drift muchacho.
Worry pas though, these videos are just icing
on the cake. They damn sure won't replace our
normal get-togethers on Sunday, Tuesday, and
Thursday nights.
Isn't this the best fwucking news you've
heard in 2017?! Alright, I should
probably let you get back to your chores.
Until next time compadre, never shet
yourself in public and, Bu bu
BIG ol titties!
Yeehaw!!

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