Taste the Grape is a fun song about wine tasting and trying to taste all the crazy things the wine expert tell us to taste and not even tasting the grape! By Rog …
The wine taster says, detect the mint, black
cherry and the artichoke heart
He says there’s diesel exhaust on the finish
and tobacco on the start
Sniff that bouquet of violets & horse manure
mixed with huckleberry seed
I said what a load let’s hit the road this
wine guy’s smoking weed
Well I don’t want a fig, twig, roast pig,
nutmeg, earwig when I take swig
All I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
I Don’t want a Parsnip, carrot tip, Coffee
drip, tater chip,
Catnip, leather whip when I take a sip
All
I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
My wife said honey we paid our money we’re
gonna learn don’t be sour
And I’m thinking Bronco’s football starts
in just an hour
This wine guru’s so full of BS I smell manure
alright
Listen you twit I’m tired of your schtick
Just give me a Bud Light
Cause I don’t want a fig, twig, roast pig,
nutmeg, earwig when I take swig
All I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
Don’t want a corn flake fruit cake cheap
steak shake & bake
Disc brake, rattle snake, clam bake, belly
ache
All I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
I don’t detect any oak no hint of ocean
spray
It taste the same to me as Two Buck Chuck
Chardonnay
This fancy wine is salty probably from my
tears
For sixty bucks I could have bought three
coolers full of beers
Well hey my wife’s from Baltimore she’s
upper class you know
I think she’d be happy with a bottle of
‘Marylyn’ Merlot (I know I would)
Cause I’m a regular Joe and I’m hard to
snow – country boy in every way
I don’t want your rap I don’t need your
crap give me a NASCARbernet
No I don’t want a fig, twig, roast pig,
nutmeg, earwig when I take swig
All I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
I don’t want a walleye, fish fry, food dye,
ham on rye,
Pigsty, cow pie, my locker back in Jr High
All I wanna do is TASTE THE GRAPE
How come I never TASTE THE GRAPE
I never never never
Oh I can't taste the grape Help me Help me Help me
Please Why is that so hard
To Taste The Grape!

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